1999 Everything Is Healing Nicely

1999 Everything Is Healing Nicely
"Library Card"
[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]
[?]
Library bar-code, PE label
Student must carry this card at all times,
And present upon demand for identification
This card are not while currently (enrolled pony)
You may be liable for any unauthorized use of this card prior to notifying the used card office
In writing, of possible unauthorized use due to loss or theft
I agree to comply with all library regulations
And to assume responsability for all use made of this card
(Oh-hoh)
[?]
"Master Ringo"
[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]
Dear PFIQ,
Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ, I have received many letters.
I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to answer all.
I finally got rid of the smell
Of the deep scrotum piercings
[mumble]
By putting a 5/32-inches barbell and a 5/16-inches ring.
Now, air can get through.
[laughs]
([FZ:] Can you stand like that?
[Hermann:] Maybe I should read the text one whole, because . . . again . . . oh . . .
[FZ:] Just . . . just say "now, air can get through")
Now, air can get through.
Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ, as it is most enjoy-able.
I have them all
And go over them many times.
You never heard anymore of Carl... Carol, issue n... number 14, I believe?
Keep up the great work. I don't know what to pierce next.
P.S. Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings?
Piercing the head of the cock must be painful.
(OOHH!)
I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell!
But I didn't want the artist to stop.
"9/8 Objects"
[FZ:] Strings do the ornaments of the (frame in right . . .)
"Amnerika"
[Monica:] D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r
[Spider:] Yeah, it's trying to say something . . .
[Monica:] D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k-k-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r
[Spider:] I know . . . It's not trying to say something to us at all . . . It's trying to say something to the pig
[John:] Dark water . . .
[Spider:] I forget . . . It's . . .
[John:] Dark water on top of the muck
"Wonderful Tattoo!"
[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]
Dear Jim and PFI,
Enclosed are photos of my cock
And the wonderful tattoo John [Stackee] in Houston did for me.
We plan to continue the design on my balls the next time I'm in Houston.
I really enjoy PFIQ,
Someday I hope to visit L.A. and meet you.
Bob C.
2221-DCM
Dear PFIQ
Dear PFIQ friends
Dear Jim
Dear Jim and PFI
I still want it
I have come to a decision
For those that believe than . . . that bigger is better
Marine hardware stores carry a full line
Of stainless steel rings.
Enclosed are photos.
I just wanted to reassure a woman
Who want nipples pierced
I, frankly
Would rather have a fakir
I will send you a few other pictures as soon as I get them
2376
237-O
3134
2221
We
Plan
To
Con
Tin
Ue
The
De-sign on my balls
The next time I'm in Houston
I really enjoy PFIQ
Someday I hope to visit L.A.
And meet you!
The only thing that surprises me
Is that every year I have the urge to have another hole
Do you think, Jim
That a gynaecologist
With the aid of your magazine could do a clit hood piercing?
Possibly one day the ultimate experience can be realized
I believe we are witnessing the evolution of a new type of man,
The quintessential being, a person who is totally modern
While at the same time primitive in desires and spirit
I feel this combination is rare in today society.
This type of person has the desire to get things done and it's...
This attribute will help both sides achieve
I'm seeking the quintessential man for myself
Through piercing, tattoos and education.
Possibly one day the ultimate experience can be realized.
My last sexual partner like the jewelry on most occasions
But not all
And I accidentally left the impaling jewelry out of all one night
And half the next day.
Everything is healing nicely.